It’s in the news all over the place, folks. The military has changed its tune about tattoos and here they come a-knockin’ on our door to talk about it.

It’s probably because of our military discount. That, or Jim’s soothing made-for-radio voice. Seriously, he’s kind of like Morgan Freeman with a mouthful of gravel. Like, you want him to read you a bedtime story, but you won’t want to sleep after.

Give the man a listen right here: